I just had fun with a phony phone person.
<Indian accent> Mrs Taylor, you are the main user of your computer right now?
Me: and just how do you know that?
Her: We are Creative Solutions phoning about the problems with your computer.
Me: I have never heard of you.
Her: We are Creative Solutions working to fix problems for Windows operating systems.
Me: I bet you bloody are.
Her: I beg your pardon Mrs Taylor?
Me: Just who are you? What is your company? (now I’m just curious what she’ll say).
Her: blah blah blah
Me: You just read a whole lot of English that you probably didn’t understand meant absolutely nothing. How did you get my number?
Her: blah blah blah – if you will just switch on your computer and we can go through your problems…
Me: the only problem I have right now is the phony computer person on my phone stopping me from working on my computer, which is operating quite well, thank you very much!!!! (so bugger off).
Click.
Hehe. Made my day. So much better than Beef Expo results for the Dom 🙂 No seriously buy a copy of the Dominion Post on the last Thursday of this month (you should be buying it all the time, then you could read what Jon Morgan had to say about it). Rural deliveries will get a free drop of the paper that day. I have some Angus stories and some generic Beef Expo stories including one about the highest-priced Hereford bull (and the second highest went to an Otapawa Herefords bull owned by some “old” Young Farmers colleagues….) as well as some profiles from the Ballance Farm Environment Awards.
Here’s a pic of someone who didn’t quite get the gist of the national bull sale…
Two and a half year old Chloe Cann from Hastings attending Beef Expo with her grandparents
and some familiar faces in the crowd 🙂
No names… if you don’t know who they are, I’m not giving away their secrets!
rivettingKateTaylor 
Someone else (or same dorks) just tried us with the computer stuff again. When my daughter asked if they wanted to speak to her mum, they disappeared. Rude. We should have the chance to hang up on them first.
By: rivettingkatetaylor on May 17, 2012
at 4:30 pm
Haha you are so polite! I tend to say “There is nothing wrong with my f’ing computer, unlike your english so p*** off!”
By: Bron on May 17, 2012
at 6:38 pm
I have had them ring me twice this yearer how many they catch
By: jabba on May 18, 2012
at 10:06 am